The 2013 Scalpel climbs like:
[ ] - Like a Sherpa
[ ] - Like a mountain goat
[ ] - Like it has a motor
[ ] - Like a Sherpa riding a motorized mountain goat
The 2013 Scalpel descendes like:
[ ] - Like a prostitute
[ ] - Like Google's stock right before we bought our house
[ ] - Seriously, that stock dropped like panties on prom night
[ ] - F*ck you, JRR Donnelly
The Lefty fork makes me feel
[ ] - Frightened
[ ] - Aroused
[ ] - Frighteningly aroused
[ ] - Confused
Twenty Nine inch wheeled bicycles are referred to as:
[ ] - "Two-niners"
[ ] - "Twenty niners"
[ ] - "Wagon wheels"
[ ] - "Gay"
The 2013 Scalpel is build like a ____ but handles like a ____:
[ ] - "meat cleaver... scalpel."
[ ] - "747... F22"
[ ] - "dream... better dream."
[ ] - "steak house... bistro."
Final thoughts on your 2013 Cannondale Scalpel 29er?
[ ] - "Can't talk - riding."
[ ] - "Slower than a fast motorcycle."
[ ] - "Faster than some slow motorcycles."
[ ] - "I would do things to this bike that would make your mother blush."
Whoever said the bike doesn't make the rider never made the switch from a steel hard tail to a carbon full suspension.