Balance Bike for the Pro-To-Be

   If you are like me, your kid is looking for a balance bike. And not just any balance bike, the best most awesome balance bike they make. I give you the full suspension balance bike:

Kokua Balance Bike

   What's that? not serious enough? Check this shit out:

Chumba FS Balance Bike

   This bad boy is equipped with a Maverick upside down fork, a Fox Float shock, and a 4 bar link suspension system. This is the bike Calvin should have.