My wife is always telling me I should pay closer attention, or take out the trash, or something I wasn't really listening, but with these bad boys you have no reason not to hear. Enter Cat Ears ear protection.
Full coverage mom-pants style
Try to follow along here an see how they work:
Disembodied ear sold separately
Reminds me of 180s, the pinnacle of style in 1992 (for my mom):